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State Board of Education votes to reform school letter grades, expects fewer A-rated schools

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Arizona's State Board of Education voted to raise the proficiency and growth targets used to calculate A-F school letter grades, a change the state's own analysis projects will strip A ratings from 50 high schools. The vote follows reporting that found many A-rated schools had majorities of students failing state proficiency tests, and a June Auditor General report that said the old system risked inflating grades with bonus points even when few students showed proficiency.

In 2025, 60% of 11th graders failed to meet English proficiency standards and 70% failed math, yet 80% of high schoolers graduated that year, a gap the board's own staff acknowledged. Educators including Tolleson Union district leaders warned the board that raising the bar without warning could disproportionately hurt low-income schools, where poverty and proficiency are already known to correlate, and charter representatives noted that an F or three straight D grades can trigger charter revocation.

The board previously eliminated bonus points in August as a first step, and is expected to vote on further changes in the coming months; the new targets take effect for the 2026-27 school year.

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Nobody disputes that handing out A's to schools where most kids fail the test was a strange way to grade a school. But moving the finish line after the runners already started the race, without telling the poorest schools where the new line sits, is its own kind of unfair. If the board wanted a fair fight it had the data on poverty and proficiency sitting right in front of it the whole time.
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