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Some university leaders not happy with Legislature’s enrollment oversight

Filed 9h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Florida's Board of Governors voted Thursday to implement a new law tying university budgets to a 10% systemwide cap on out-of-state enrollment, letting the board deny tuition hikes to schools that exceed it. The provision, tucked into a special-session budget bill mainly about transferring a USF campus to New College of Florida, followed a failed House push earlier in the session to cut the cap to 5%.

University trustees complained loudly after the vote passed without controversy. FSU's Peter Collins called it a ham-fisted solution to a problem nobody asked to solve, while UF's Mori Hosseini called it a legislative overreach passed in the middle of the night that could push universities to shrink enrollment just to protect rankings.

Florida currently has the third-lowest out-of-state tuition in the nation, and a majority of state universities already exceed the 10% threshold, with the systemwide average sitting exactly at 10%. Board member Doug Broxson urged caution about pushing back, reminding colleagues the Legislature controls the $8 billion higher-education purse.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Trustees calling a law ‘ham-fisted’ right after voting to implement it without a fight is its own kind of tell. Everybody in that room seems to agree the policy is clumsy, they just can't agree on whether to say so before or after the check clears. The Legislature knows exactly how that works, which is why the fix showed up in the middle of the night in a bill about a different campus entirely.
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