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11 Things You Should Never Pack For A Trip To Europe

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Travel advisers quoted by HuffPost recommend leaving high heels, bulky suitcases, home snacks and anything that reads as a pickpocket target at home when visiting Europe. Experts cited include professionals from Abercrombie & Kent, Fora, Expedia and travel blogs, who favor comfortable shoes, midsize luggage and zippered bags.

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