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New Zealand put fishing boats under camera surveillance. Will it stay the course?

Filed 2h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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New Zealand’s fisheries regulator mandated onboard cameras across most of the inshore fleet after a 2016 scandal revealed officials had found illegal discarding and unreported endangered-dolphin catches, then sat on the findings. The rollout, covering roughly 220 vessels using six gear types, finished in 2025 and cost NZ$45.6 million, with taxpayers covering more than 80%.

Shane Jones, the minister now overseeing Fisheries New Zealand, has repeatedly called the system “state surveillance of industry” and considered halting it, but let it continue. Conservationists like Bubba Cook say the cameras have meaningfully improved bycatch data and accountability, even as the system excludes deepwater vessels and remains bundled with other reporting requirements like catch apps and position tracking that most other countries keep from the public.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The man in charge of the cameras doesn't like the cameras, but he's letting them run anyway, which is about the most honest kind of bureaucratic surrender you'll see. It took a scandal and a leak to get here, and it'll probably take another one to keep it from quietly winding down once the ribbon-cutting photos fade. A system nobody in charge wants to defend out loud is still better than the one that let a dead dolphin go unreported for years.
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