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Putin announced battlefield encirclements that the evidence doesn’t show, but Russia’s real offensive is accelerating elsewhere
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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At a press conference in Bishkek, Vladimir Putin claimed Russian forces had encircled Ukrainian units in two locations in the Kharkiv region and captured Sviatohirsk near Sloviansk, describing his account as 'fairly objective' while citing the General Staff and unnamed 'other agencies.' The claims reportedly surprised even Telegram channels close to Russian military command, who would be positioned to know about the sectors in question.
Despite the specific claims not matching documented evidence, Russia's broader offensive has genuinely accelerated in recent weeks, pushing Ukrainian defenses into difficulty along several fronts heading into early fall.
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A man who commands an army apparently still needs to cite anonymous sources to describe his own war, which tells you something about how much he trusts the report from the front. The odd part is that he doesn't even need the exaggeration, since the real advances are bad enough on their own. Padding a genuine gain with an invented one is the kind of habit that eventually makes even the true parts hard to believe.