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Michigan Libertarian Party disavows its own gubernatorial nominee

Filed 6h ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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The Michigan Libertarian Party issued a statement disavowing its own gubernatorial nominee, Anthony Hudson, saying his positions contradict the party's platform on free speech and religious liberty. The party did not specify what triggered the resolution, and Hudson had already been censured and disavowed by two county chapters beforehand.

Hudson, a truck driver who left the Republican primary earlier this year claiming he'd been 'silenced,' responded with his own video declaring himself 'perfectly comfortable' being disavowed and framing the party as the problem. He remains on the November ballot under the Libertarian line regardless, since the withdrawal deadline has passed and ballots are already out.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When two county chapters have already sent a man back to the lot, the state party might have wondered about him before it handed him the nomination. Now the ballots are printed and the deadline's gone, so Michigan Libertarians get to spend the fall campaigning against their own name on the line. It's like setting the table, inviting the guest, and then eating supper out on the porch because you can't stand him.
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