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Indiana State spars with LGBTQ+ group over work-study ouster

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The Pride Center of Terre Haute argued before the Seventh Circuit that Indiana State University violated its First Amendment rights by terminating its participation in the school's work-study program last year, after a lower court had dismissed the nonprofit's suit in March. The university pointed to job postings requiring applicants to be ‘affirming’ of LGBTQ+ people and cited a Justice Department memo on avoiding preferential treatment as justification.

The Pride Center's attorney argued the university was targeting its viewpoint and its right to associate with employees of its choosing, while Indiana State's attorney countered that selective government funding of programs is long-settled law, not viewpoint discrimination, unless there's a clear intent to suppress speech.

Judges on the panel, appointed across three administrations, pressed both sides on where the line sits between funding conditions and censorship, and did not indicate when they would rule.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Everybody in that courtroom agrees on what happened and just disagrees on whether it's allowed, which is usually a sign the fight was never really about paperwork. A university citing a DOJ memo about ‘preferential treatment’ to cut off a center that asked its own employees to be decent to the people they serve is a strange hill to plant a flag on. We'll see what three judges from three different presidents make of it.
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