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In Australia’s Wet Tropics, restoration misses the forest for the tree cover

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Amazing Grace 2011
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Across Australia's Wet Tropics, a UNESCO World Heritage strip of Queensland coastline holding relics of ancient Gondwanan rainforest, volunteers, Indigenous rangers and community groups have planted more than 300,000 native plants to reclaim cleared pasture. A study from James Cook University and the University of Queensland surveyed 25 of these restoration organizations and found that monitoring drops off sharply once canopy closes and weeds stop sprouting, usually within three to five years.

That timeline problem matters because the outcomes these groups say they care about most, such as habitat connectivity and homes for threatened species, take decades to materialize, long after most monitoring has stopped. Ninety-two percent of groups track canopy closure and 80% track tree survival, both fast, visible wins, while only about a third track social or economic effects and fewer still monitor untouched control sites for comparison.

Researchers and outside experts say the result is that claims of restored habitat connectivity or threatened-species habitat are rarely backed by actual data, a gap they attribute to short-term funder reporting cycles rather than any lack of real recovery. Community groups, who run the show on small budgets and thin staffing, said monitoring would become a higher priority with more money, which is the sort of thing everyone says about everything.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You can plant three hundred thousand trees and still not know if you've fixed anything, because nobody stuck around to check whether the cassowaries came back. It's a bit like building a barn and walking away before you ever store a bale in it. The money runs on a five-year clock and the forest runs on a fifty-year one, and guess which one wins the argument every time.
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