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‘So Pissed’: 77-Year-Old Conservative Caller Says Trump May Push Her To A Historic First

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A 77-year-old North Carolina woman identified as Melanie told SiriusXM's Megyn Kelly Wrap-Up Show she has never voted for a Democrat but is considering it now, citing anger over Trump's handling of the Justice Department after he appointed and later fired Pam Bondi as attorney general amid backlash over the Jeffrey Epstein files. Host Emily Jashinsky said she believes many people feel similarly.

Melanie repeated several times that the country is 'screwed' regardless of who is in charge, framing her potential vote switch as protest rather than conversion. The audio was shared by the nonprofit Media Matters for America.

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