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Tight Brazil election challenges fragile gains for Amazon conservation

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Brazilian voters head to the polls Oct. 4 in a contest that could determine whether a decade of falling Amazon deforestation holds or unravels, with a likely runoff against Senator Flávio Bolsonaro looming Oct. 25. President Lula's administration cut deforestation to its lowest level in ten years, but analysts note the gains rest on continued enforcement funding that Congress keeps trimming.

Civil society coalition the Climate Observatory found most candidates' environmental platforms weak to nonexistent, with even Lula's marked down for backing oil drilling near the Amazon shore. A regional shift toward conservative leadership in Peru, Colombia, Bolivia and Ecuador raises the prospect of a bloc covering up to 95% of the Amazon with no government prioritizing conservation.

On the ground in Pará's Apyterewa Indigenous Territory, federal eviction of an illegal settlement dropped deforestation rankings from first to twelfth, but attacks on Indigenous leaders and a hired IBAMA worker's killing show the gains remain contested. Similar patterns appear in the Triunfo do Xingu protection area and Terra do Meio, where enforcement reduced clearing sharply but requires ongoing staffing and budget that lawmakers keep squeezing.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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You can plant a fence around a piece of land, but if you pull the fence posts out the cattle wander right back in. That is basically what is happening in the Amazon: a few years of real enforcement, then Congress starts nibbling at the budget for the people who keep the fence standing. Whoever wins this election is going to find out real quick how expensive it is to keep a forest instead of sell it.
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