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Russia says it intercepted nearly 600 Ukrainian drones overnight as strikes hit refineries and industrial sites

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Ukrainian drones struck targets across several Russian regions overnight on September 25, including Ulyanovsk, Voronezh, Rostov, and Perm Krai, damaging an Almaz-Antey semiconductor plant, an oil refinery, and a synthetic rubber facility. Local governors reported at least eight injured in Ulyanovsk, thirteen in Voronezh, and one death in Perm Krai, where a fire broke out at the Lukoil-Permnefteorgsintez refinery.

In Rostov, a drone strike halted operations at the Novoshakhtinsk oil products plant without casualties, according to the regional governor. In Russian-occupied Luhansk, a home-improvement hypermarket caught fire following an earlier reported drone attack.

Russia's Defense Ministry claimed its air defenses intercepted 592 Ukrainian drones overnight across Russian regions, occupied Crimea, and the Black Sea, a figure that comes from the same ministry reporting the damage its defenses failed to stop.

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