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European Championships plunged into chaos as police make fraud arrest

Filed 1w ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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A man was taken into custody at the European Championships in Birmingham after armed police responded to a security incident, according to the Telegraph. Fans and athletes were reportedly forced to wait hours before being allowed to exit the stadium.

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