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Oncologists Reveal The Cancer Symptoms People Often Overlook

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Oncologists Christopher Cann of Fox Chase Cancer Center and Monisha Singh of Houston Methodist say cancer rates are rising, especially among adults under 50, with pollution, plastics, and dietary shifts cited as possible contributors alongside pesticide and PFAS exposure.

The doctors list commonly missed warning signs: unintentional weight loss over 10 pounds, chronic fatigue that disrupts daily life, changes in urination, and changes in stool including blood or black stool.

Both doctors urge patients to advocate for themselves and seek evaluation for persistent symptoms, noting earlier diagnosis generally leads to better outcomes.

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