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New Poll: Voters Increasingly See Trump As Corrupt

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A Navigator Research survey found 60% of voters believe Trump is increasing corruption in Washington versus 40% who think he's reducing it, a sharp reversal from a near-even split early in his presidency. A third of all voters, and nearly 40% of independents, rank fighting corruption among their top five issues.

The pollster's director called it 'a big, big change' spanning demographics and party lines. Separately, a Gallup poll found 89% of Americans see government corruption as widespread, an all-time high, while voters trust neither party decisively to fix it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A man built a campaign on being too rich to be bought and now three in five voters figure he bought the place instead. The crypto company, the borrowed jet, the paid early access to his own posts, none of that needed a pollster to notice, just eyes. When even the guys grading themselves show the numbers moving this fast, the only surprise is that it took this long for people to say it out loud.
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