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Russia plans staged rallies outside 13 Western embassies, HUR sources say

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Ukraine's Defense Intelligence agency says Russia's FSB has organized staged demonstrations outside the Moscow embassies of 13 countries supporting Ukraine, timed for Sept. 30 and dressed up as spontaneous reaction to Russia's 'Day of Reunification' marking annexed Ukrainian territory.

According to the unverified intelligence sources, pro-Kremlin groups including the Young Guard of United Russia plan to supply about 150 participants per embassy, totaling 1,950 people, complete with prepared signs and flags from Russian-controlled Donetsk and Luhansk.

The stated aim is to generate footage for state media framing Russia's occupation as broadly popular and peaceful, though the claims come solely from Ukrainian intelligence and have not been independently confirmed.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says grassroots outrage like a coordinator, a quota of 150 heads per embassy, and a flag already printed and folded for the occasion. A protest scheduled a week in advance with an assigned headcount is not a demonstration, it is a shift at a factory that happens to make anger. If the sentiment were as genuine as claimed, nobody would need to bus it in on a timetable.
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