White House Aide Insists Trump Did Not Call For Attacks On U.S. Cities

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When the fix for a thing the president said is to tell us our ears made it up, you know the press shop has run out of better tools. My neighbor tried that once after his dog dug up my garden, said the holes were already there. The holes were not already there, and neither was our imagination.

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