VOL. I · NO. 8565THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2026
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Recent Executive Actions Affecting Critical Minerals And Materials

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Trump administration issued four executive actions on critical minerals: tariff relief incentives for onshoring aluminum and polysilicon production, restrictions on defense contractors sourcing minerals from China and other 'non-allied nations,' and new Defense Production Act authority letting the Commerce Secretary limit exports of critical minerals found in electronic waste and manufacturing scrap. A new minimum import price program also imposes a 15% tariff on polysilicon derivatives, with waiver authority for companies making qualifying domestic investments.

At a State Department roundtable, the President announced over $2 billion in new investments in mineral producers and 17 mining and workforce training schools, with all but one project based in the US; the exception is a $4.8 million investment in a Madagascar rare-earths mine intended to supply American manufacturers.

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A $2 billion announcement that includes a single $4.8 million foreign project dressed up as part of the same headline number is the kind of arithmetic that only works in a press release. Whether any of this actually reduces reliance on Chinese-processed minerals, versus just taxing polysilicon and calling it a strategy, remains an open question nobody in the announcement seemed eager to answer.
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