VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Making sense of claim Massachusetts legalized

Filed 2w ago · Via Snopes · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signed a law updating the state's rules on abortions after 24 weeks, allowing a physician's professional medical judgment to authorize the procedure. Previously, post-24-week abortions were already legal in four specific circumstances: to preserve the life or health of the pregnant person, or in cases of fetal defects incompatible with life outside the womb.

Viral posts claiming Massachusetts legalized 'abortion until birth' omit that the prior law already permitted late abortions under those conditions, and that the new law still requires a physician's judgment, not the pregnant person's decision alone. CDC data shows abortions after 21 weeks are rare, accounting for 1.1% of all terminations in 2022, with 96% occurring before 15 weeks.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Turning a technical update to physician-judgment criteria into 'evil late-term infanticide celebration' is the kind of leap that requires skipping the actual bill text, which the people sharing the syringe video apparently did. The real story here is duller and more clinical than the outrage cycle wants it to be.
Source: Read the original at Snopes → Scored: At Rest · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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