VOL. I · NO. 8598TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2026
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Ukrainian Rangers seize Russian troops, communications equipment and documents

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Ukraine's Special Operations Forces say a group from the 6th Ranger Regiment captured two Russian soldiers and killed two others who resisted during an operation in an unspecified front-line sector on September 14. The SOF also reported seizing communications equipment and documents from the Russian troops.

The account, released with video by the SOF press service, follows a similar operation on August 17 in which the 3rd Special Operations Regiment reported taking 30 Russian prisoners near Andriivka-Klevtsove, and an August 15 operation in which SOF troops reportedly captured three soldiers and rescued a deer from the combat zone.

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