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Trump threat that led to Air Force One switch not verified, sources say

Filed 1w ago · Via fox29.com · The Buffoon Desk
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U.S. intelligence officials could not independently verify Israeli warnings that Iran planned to assassinate President Trump, including threats cited before a secret plane switch during last month's NATO summit in Turkey, Reuters reported, citing a current official and two former officials.

The Washington Post had reported that Trump was secretly shuttled from the old Air Force One to a smaller C-32A jet via an airport catering truck, while press and staff believed he remained aboard the original aircraft. A Turkish official told Reuters that Turkish intelligence found no evidence supporting Israel's claim of a threat.

Officials described the most elaborate warning, involving a possible shoulder-launched missile, as arriving ahead of the Ankara summit, part of a string of tips reportedly circulating since a 12-day war with Iran and intensifying before the U.S. entered that conflict.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says confidence in your own security briefings like sneaking the president off in a catering truck. If the threat was real, great, prudence wins; if it wasn't, we just learned the White House will stage an elaborate ruse first and ask intelligence agencies to verify it later.
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