VOL. I · NO. 8611MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 20265¢
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If You *Hate* Wasting Money, Here Are 40 Things Worth Your Purchase

Filed 2h ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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A shopping listicle recommends a six-dollar under-eye brightener as a stand-in for a pricier thirty-three-dollar version, backed by an anonymous ‘promising review’ praising the color-adaptive, five-shade formula. A second item, a caffeine and yerba mate eye gel, gets similar treatment for its hydrating and depuffing claims.

Every product arrives with an affiliate link attached, the arrangement by which the outlet earns money when a reader buys the thing being praised. The reviews cited are unverified customer testimonials rather than independent testing, which is worth remembering before reorganizing a skincare drawer around them.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A recommendation that earns the recommender a commission is not the same animal as a recommendation from someone with nothing riding on the sale. That does not make the six-dollar tub bad, it just means the enthusiasm and the invoice showed up in the same envelope. Read the review, then read who gets paid when you click it.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Hyperfun · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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