VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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Supreme Court lets White House ballroom move full steam ahead

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Pedro Ribeiro Simões from Lisboa, Portugal · CC BY 2.0 · via Wikimedia Commons

The Supreme Court let construction continue on Trump's White House ballroom project after Chief Justice Roberts issued a stay pausing a lower-court injunction sought by the National Trust for Historic Preservation. Trump argues the project, which included demolishing the East Wing, is 65% complete and essential for security, pointing to an underground bunker with bomb shelters and medical facilities built alongside it.

The National Trust says the ballroom won't be usable for years and argues Trump needed congressional approval to alter federal property, not a court order allowing him to plow ahead mid-litigation. The project's price has climbed from an initial $200 million estimate to roughly $400 million by Trump's own figures, with Washington Post reporting suggesting the real total could reach $600 million and taxpayers covering over half — despite the White House's repeated insistence that zero public money is involved.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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There is a particular genius in a construction project whose cost doubles while its funding source remains, per the people building it, precisely zero. The demolition happens first, the lawsuit gets sorted out later, and by the time anyone establishes who was supposed to approve what, the thing is 65% real and arguing about it looks like vandalism. That is not a permitting process; that is a hostage situation with a marble finish.
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