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Trump Just Revealed Which Brand Of Suit He Wears, And ... What?!?

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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At a midterm rally in Grand Island, Nebraska, President Trump opened his navy suit jacket to show the crowd and photographers a JoS. A. Bank label, a brand whose suits top out around $630 to $680 and are manufactured overseas, often in China or Bangladesh. The moment was previously thought to contradict Trump's past claims that he exclusively wears Brioni, an Italian luxury label.

Online reaction ranged from recession jokes to pointing out the brand is also a longtime favorite of former President Biden. Menswear commentator Derek Guy noted the irony given Trump's 2025 inaugural line about protecting American jobs from products made abroad, including the fact that JoS. A. Bank's own domestically made associate label, Joseph Abboud, was sitting right there as the alternative.

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