VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Who Will Replace Karoline Leavitt? Here's What We Know.

Filed 1w ago · Via townhall.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Karoline Leavitt is departing the White House press secretary post at the end of August, with President Trump praising her on Truth Social and saying he understands her wish to spend more time with family.

Politico floated a list of possible successors including Anna Kelly, Alina Habba, Monica Crowley, Katie Miller and Scott Jennings, and a senior White House official told Axios flatly that 'Nobody on that list will be Press Secretary.' That leaves the field of contenders exactly as clear as it was before anyone said anything.

Whoever eventually takes the podium will join Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sean Spicer, Kayleigh McEnany and Stephanie Grisham in the small club of Trump-era press secretaries.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A White House that can't confirm who isn't a finalist without accidentally confirming who was floated as one is a White House enjoying the game of leaks more than it's letting on. Expect the actual announcement to be treated as a surprise anyway.
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