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Ex-Border Patrol Agent, Fiancée Get Probation for Stealing $25K in Food Stamps

Filed 1w ago · Via townhall.com · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A Yuma County judge sentenced former CBP agent Saul Rivas Hau and fiancée Hilda Sanchez to 36 months probation and $26,424 restitution after both pleaded guilty to felony theft for fraudulently obtaining SNAP benefits from March 2022 to August 2025 and WIC benefits from February 2023 to January 2024.

Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes said the office will keep pursuing those who defraud programs meant to help families afford food, framing the case within a broader Trump administration fraud crackdown.

The case was investigated jointly by CBP's Office of Professional Responsibility, USDA's Inspector General, and Arizona state agencies, and the piece notes other fraud cases, including a separate $1.5 million SNAP scheme in New York, have involved far larger sums.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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An officer paid to police the border instead spent years quietly gaming the benefits system he was ostensibly guarding the country's resources for, and walked away with probation and a repayment plan. The administration's fraud-tracker branding is a lot flashier than the actual sentence handed down here.
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