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Ukrainian drones strike Russia’s Tatarstan. Local officials report injuries and disrupted ‘industrial operations.’

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Ukrainian drones struck Russia's Tatarstan region on the morning of August 20, according to Russia's Interfax citing regional officials, causing what they called disruptions to an industrial cluster and damage to residential buildings.

Authorities said casualties occurred but did not provide a number, and did not specify which city was hit, though independent Telegram channel Astra reported strikes on Nizhnekamsk, home to the Taneco oil refining complex.

Officials credited mobile teams and air defenses with helping 'avoid casualties and serious damage,' a claim sitting awkwardly next to their own admission of casualties and damage. An earlier August 10 strike on the same area killed 13 people, including foreign nationals.

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