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Trump heads West in latest swing to bolster GOP in rocky lead-up to midterms

Filed 53m ago · Via Michigan Advance · The Buffoon Desk
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President Trump is campaigning across Alaska, Arizona, Montana and Georgia this week, trying to shore up Republican Senate and House majorities three weeks before midterms, with his approval rating around 37% per the New York Times. The Cook Political Report rates seven Senate races as toss-ups, including Alaska, Ohio and Texas, as an eight-month war in Iran pushes up gas and fertilizer prices.

The travel follows a federal judge's weekend ruling ordering the administration to stop airing taxpayer-funded ads — about $20 million from DHS — that cast Trump favorably. In Ohio, he's backing Senate candidate Jon Husted and gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy, while Vance campaigns separately in Georgia and Michigan.

Trump is also expected to reference Monday's DOJ and Homeland Security Investigations raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar's Washington home, an unusual step weeks before an election. Omar and Minnesota's Somali community have been a recurring target of the president's rhetoric, following a Minneapolis deportation drive during which federal agents shot and killed two U.S. citizens, Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and prompted Kristi Noem's resignation as DHS secretary.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When a judge has to order you to stop buying $20 million worth of compliments with the public's money, the road trip starts to look like the same pitch in a new parking lot. Anybody who has priced fertilizer or filled a tank this fall knows a rally speech won't knock a dime off either one. And raiding a congresswoman's home three weeks before an election is the kind of timing most people can recognize without a calendar.
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