VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Trump sued over $100,000-a-month early-access offer to Truth Social posts

Filed 2w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Batty McFaddin
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Trump has been sued by the Intercept and the Freedom of the Press Foundation over 'Truth API,' a paid data feed launched August 1 that gives subscribers faster access to posts from Trump, JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt and other officials on Truth Social. Subscribers pay $100,000 a month, or $60,000 monthly on a three-year commitment; the complaint calls the arrangement 'extraordinary, corrupt and unconstitutional.'

Trump remains Truth Media's largest shareholder with a stake worth roughly $1 billion, and the company's interim CEO has promoted the service as a 'high-margin' revenue source for 'market-moving' posts. Trump has previously used Truth Social to post market-sensitive news on tariffs and Iran that moved stock and oil prices. The plaintiffs want the court to declare the arrangement unlawful and bar the administration from treating Truth Social as its exclusive venue for official announcements while selling preferential access to it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Selling a $100,000-a-month head start on the president's official pronouncements to hedge funds and trading firms is corruption with a subscription tier, dressed up as a media product. If this were any other government official monetizing advance notice of their own policy statements, there'd be a word for it, and that word is not 'high-margin.'
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Batty McFaddin · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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