Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Further Enhances Program Integrity and Interagency Coordination in the H-1B Visa Program

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Mary Celeste

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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The White House announced that President Trump signed an executive order and proclamation aimed at tightening rules on the H-1B visa program, which allows companies to hire skilled foreign workers.

The fact sheet claims a 2025 proclamation already 'effectively deterred abuses' in the program, then announces further action is needed anyway, an arrangement it does not pause to explain.

No data, agency findings, or specific mechanism accompanies the claim of past success; the sheet simply asserts it and moves on to the next superlative about restoring the immigration system after 'years and years of failed policies.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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If a thing was already fixed, you don't need to go back out to the shed for more tools. Anybody who has patched the same roof twice in one season knows the second trip means the first patch didn't hold, and there's no shame in saying so out loud. What's odd is the bragging on the way up the ladder.

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