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The Economist: unpublished poll puts Zelensky first and fired defense minister Fedorov third in hypothetical Ukrainian presidential race

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The Economist reported seeing an unpublished poll on a hypothetical Ukrainian presidential race showing Zelensky leading with 21%, Zaluzhnyi second at 18%, fired defense minister Fedorov third at 16%, and Budanov fourth at 8%.

The poll was reportedly conducted before Fedorov's video address calling for a mechanism to resume democratic elections despite the war, a suggestion Zelensky's office dismissed as demonstrating 'a complete lack of realism.'

Zelensky fired Fedorov in July amid a reported conflict with the armed forces commander in chief, after which protests demanding his reinstatement spread across Ukrainian cities.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An unpublished poll with no stated question wording, surfacing right when a fired minister is agitating for elections, is the kind of coincidence that deserves exactly the caution everyone is giving it. Numbers without methodology are just vibes with decimal points.
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