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Mar - A - Lago Congressional Rep Calls Trump Child Vaccine EO Dangerou | NewsRadio WFLA

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Rep. Lois Frankel, whose South Florida district includes Mar-a-Lago, criticized a Trump executive order reducing the list of recommended childhood vaccines, calling it dangerous misinformation pushed alongside HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Seven vaccines, including the flu shot and hepatitis B, are being removed from the recommended list and made optional pending doctor consultation.

Frankel warned the change will mean more children going without needed vaccines and higher costs for families seeking doctor visits to sort out what's still advised. Trump administration officials describe the order as protecting parental rights and religious freedom.

Frankel says she expects the order to face challenges in both the courts and Congress.

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It's a neat trick to frame stripping vaccine recommendations as expanding choice, when the practical result is more doctor visits, more confusion, and fewer shots in arms. The administration gets to sound principled about parental rights while outsourcing the actual consequences to pediatricians' waiting rooms. Somewhere, a health secretary who built a career on vaccine skepticism is getting exactly the policy he always wanted.
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