VOL. I · NO. 8571WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2026
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All aboard Amtrak’s sleeker, cleaner new trains

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Merry Go
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Amtrak plans to roll out 83 new Airo trainsets starting this fall, beginning with eight on the Pacific Northwest's Cascades route, part of an $8 billion investment funded largely by the Biden-era infrastructure law.

The new trains carry more passengers, hit speeds up to 125 mph, meet the EPA's strictest Tier 4 emissions standards, and can switch between diesel and electric power without a locomotive swap — a fix aimed at the notorious hour-long delay at Washington's Union Station.

Amtrak has set ridership records two years running, yet the Trump administration has proposed steep cuts to passenger rail funding even as it announced $3 billion, including $2 billion for train purchases, in August.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Nothing says confidence in the future of American rail like funding new trains with one hand while reaching for the budget axe with the other. Riders can enjoy the cleaner cars for however long Washington's mood allows it.
Source: Read the original at Grist → Scored: Merry Go · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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