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Orange County residents blast emergency shoreline armoring

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Residents and surfing advocates told the California Coastal Commission that emergency riprap permits meant to protect an aging rail line in San Clemente are instead destroying public beach access. The Commission's own executive director issued the latest permit, allowing up to 15,000 tons of new rock near the tracks through next July, after high tides and a looming El Niño threatened the corridor.

Surfrider's policy coordinator counted more than 30 such emergency armoring permits across Orange County, adding up to roughly 30,000 tons of boulders for what he called temporary protection and permanent beach loss. One commissioner asked, reasonably, how something studied for five years still qualifies as an emergency.

The rail authority says sand placement remains a priority and points to plans for 690,000 cubic yards of it, plus $300 million secured for coastal projects. It just has not happened yet, and the timeline has slid from 2028 toward sooner, maybe, pending permits, funding sources and dredging equipment that do not yet exist in one place.

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Call it the oldest trick in the public works playbook: stack rocks now, promise sand later, and let later never quite arrive. A railroad that can move freight and troops up and down the coast apparently cannot move a shovel of sand in four years. The beach, meanwhile, keeps doing what beaches do when nobody's watching the tide table, which is leave.
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