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Say Goodbye To Black Mascara — This Berry-Burgundy Shade Enhances Every Eye Color

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A shopping writer reports that Clinique's cult-favorite Black Honey shade, long known as an Almost Lipstick that keeps selling out, has been extended into a mascara line, following earlier expansions into cheek oils and liners. The piece notes the mascara is marketed as gentle enough for sensitive eyes and praised by reviewers.

The article discloses that purchases made through its links may earn the publisher a commission, standard practice for shopping coverage.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Kool Kats · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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