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‘Deeply Corrupt’: Critics Blast Kimberly Guilfoyle After ‘Gobsmacking’ New Allegations

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Marty Gots a Plan
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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If a neighbor asked you to cover a $100,000 card bill right before she went up for a big job, you'd at least wonder what the favor was supposed to buy. The allegation comes from a Wall Street Journal report, and it ought to be answered plainly, not waved off. Folks who want to represent the country abroad should be able to explain who paid their bills at home.
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