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This 1 Group Of Adults May Need A Measles Booster As Cases Reach A 30-Year High

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U.S. measles cases have reached 3,471 this year, up from 2,289 in all of 2025 and just 285 in 2024, with four deaths reported so far including a 40-year-old unvaccinated woman. Doctors note measles was declared eliminated domestically in the 2000s, meaning the current spread reflects new outbreaks rather than imported cases from travel.

Physicians quoted say 38% to 40% of this year's cases are in adults, who are becoming infected at rates equal to or higher than children, and made up just over half of 2025's hospitalizations. The two-dose MMR vaccine is described as roughly 97% effective, with lifelong protection for those who received both doses as children.

The piece walks through who might need a booster, noting that most fully vaccinated adults do not, while those unsure of their status are advised to get checked or revaccinated.

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