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Drone attack hits Khanskaya airfield used to refuel Russian strike aircraft

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Drones struck the Khanskaya airfield near Maykop in Russia's Adygea region overnight, sparking a large fire that local residents said burned for hours, according to the Telegram channel Exilenova+.

The airfield, about 450 kilometers from the front line, has been used by Russian forces to refuel aircraft flying missile and bombing missions against Ukraine. A previous Ukrainian strike there in October 2024 reportedly hit a base housing 57 aircraft and helicopters, including Su-34s and Su-35S jets, and destroyed a fuel depot.

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