VOL. I · NO. 8604MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2026
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Eighth Circuit revives GOP-gerrymandered Missouri map for third visit to Supreme Court

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A week is not a remedy, it's a nap. The court found something wrong enough to stop, then set a timer on the stopping, which is about like telling a neighbor his dog can stay off your porch through Tuesday. And this is the third trip up the same road, so everybody involved knows exactly where the pavement ends.
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