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Voters to weigh different approaches to housing affordability in November

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Voters in California, Hawaii, Massachusetts and Rhode Island will decide six housing-related ballot measures this November, the most in a single year in at least two decades. The proposals range from a Massachusetts measure allowing smaller single-family lots to California's Proposition 45, which would speed up environmental review for housing and other projects, to a Rhode Island bond authorizing $120 million for affordable and accessible housing.

Supporters and opponents disagree sharply on what each measure would actually deliver. A Tufts University analysis estimates the Massachusetts lot-size change would generate roughly 750 new homes a year, which the analysis itself calls a 'real but modest' dent in the housing shortage, while California critics worry Prop 45 could become a loophole for data centers and sprawl rather than the infill housing its exemptions were designed to encourage.

Rhode Island voters already approved a $120 million housing bond in 2024 and are being asked to do it again, suggesting last year's bond, whatever it built, wasn't the last word on the subject.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Six different ballot measures promising six different fixes is a pretty good sign nobody's actually found the fix yet. When the same state asks for another $120 million bond a year after the last one, you have to wonder if the money's building houses or just building more ballot measures. Either way, the renters waiting for a cheaper apartment aren't voting on theory, they're voting on rent due the first of the month.
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