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Supreme Court will consider Trump’s mandatory immigrant detention policy

Filed 58m ago · Via Stateline · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Supreme Court agreed to hear a challenge to a Trump administration policy, in place since July 2025, requiring mandatory detention without bond for immigrants picked up by ICE who crossed the border illegally at any point, even decades ago. Nine federal appeals courts have struck the policy down, including rulings from Republican-appointed judges, while only the 8th and 5th Circuits upheld it.

The case centers on Ricardo Barbosa da Cunha, a Brazilian immigrant who entered the country illegally in 2005 but had legal work permission and a pending asylum case when arrested last year; a federal court ordered him released on bond. The 2nd Circuit called the policy potentially the broadest mass-detention mandate in the nation's history.

Even a loss for the administration wouldn't guarantee relief, analysts note, since immigration judges under pressure could still deny bond by treating detainees as flight risks by default, pushing more people toward what the administration calls self-deportation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nine circuits, including judges appointed by Republicans, looked at this policy and said no, and the administration's response was to shop for a better audience. That's not confidence in the law, that's confidence in the bench they're appealing to. When you lose this many times in a row and keep insisting you're right, the problem usually isn't the referees.
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