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6 Boring Kitchen Items I Didn't Expect To Love, But Now Use All The Time

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost writer lists six kitchen items she calls unexpectedly essential, led by an OXO garlic press she says she'd choose above all others if limited to one tool for life. The list frames itself as a break from flashy gadgets in favor of quieter, overlooked staples.

The garlic press retails for $21 through an Amazon affiliate link, part of a shopping vertical that discloses possible commission on sales it recommends.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Matt's Blues · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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