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Washington defends religious hiring law before full Ninth Circuit

Filed 54m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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An 11-judge en banc Ninth Circuit panel reconsidered whether Washington's antidiscrimination law violates the First Amendment as applied to the Union Gospel Mission of Yakima, which sued after the law barred it from hiring only believers for nonministerial IT technician and operations assistant roles. A three-judge panel had sided with the church in January, prompting the state's rehearing request.

Washington's solicitor general argued the church seeks a rule letting religious employers discriminate for any position regardless of religious relevance, while the church's attorney countered that determining what's central to its mission is the church's call, not the court's. Judges from both the panel's conservative and liberal wings noted the state has never actually tried to enforce the law against the church and appeared to agree the positions might already be exempt, leading one judge to call the dispute 'befuddling.'

The panel, spanning appointees from Clinton through Trump, gave no timeline for a ruling.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Judges from opposite ends of the bench looking at each other and asking whether the two sides are actually fighting about anything is not the kind of hearing that inspires confidence in the underlying lawsuit. A state that has never enforced the rule against the plaintiff, suing over a hire that hasn't happened, for jobs the state agrees might be exempt anyway, has the shape of a fight nobody needed to have yet. Somebody's legal fees are getting paid regardless of who wins the argument that may not exist.
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