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Fourth Circuit brings North Carolina ballot selfie ban into focus

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A Fourth Circuit panel heard arguments Tuesday over whether North Carolina's ban on ballot photography violates the First Amendment, after Susan Hogarth sued over being told to take down a selfie of her marked primary ballot. She later got a court order allowing her alone to photograph her ballot, only to be stopped by polling place staff anyway until the state elections board confirmed her exemption.

Hogarth's attorney argued the ban criminalizes lawful political speech and extends even to photographing an absentee ballot at home. The state countered that the restriction targets the mechanics of voting, not the message, and exists to prevent vote buying and coercion schemes that rely on proof of how someone actually voted.

The panel, including a Trump appointee who pressed the state on whether the ballot itself counts as a speech forum, did not indicate when it would rule. A lower court had already sided with the state earlier this year, and absentee voting is already underway in North Carolina for the midterms.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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The state's logic hangs together right up until you ask why a voter can tell the whole world who they picked, just not show them the piece of paper proving it. That's a distinction fine enough to argue in a courtroom and thin enough to trip over at the ballot box. Whichever way the panel rules, the fact that a woman needed a personal court order just to take a photo of her own vote tells you the law was built with more caution than sense.
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