VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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A quiet Pennsylvania field, 25 years after Flight 93 came down

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Tim Lambert, a Pennsylvania journalist whose family once owned land that became part of the Flight 93 crash site, revisited the national memorial in Somerset County as the 25th anniversary of the September 11 attacks approaches. On September 11, 2001, hijackers crashed the plane into the field near Shanksville after passengers and crew tried to retake control; all 40 passengers and crew died, along with four hijackers.

Lambert had unique access as both a reporter and a landowner at the time, assisting first responders and later meeting with victims' families while more than 1,500 responders recovered fragments of the aircraft. The memorial today holds roughly 9,300 cataloged objects, including 800 aircraft pieces, and draws more than 400,000 visitors a year, according to memorial staff.

Curator Betsy Keene and superintendent Stephen Clark both described the site's purpose as helping visitors understand the individual people involved, not just the scale of the day itself.

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