VOL. I · NO. 8600THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2026
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Joe Rogan Calls Trump Fans 'F**king Nuts' And Says He's Been 'Left-Wing My Whole Life'

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Joe Rogan told comedian Ron White on his podcast that Trump supporters are ‘fucking nuts’ and ‘rabid,’ describing a dynamic where followers treat the president as a savior figure rather than a politician. Rogan, whose 2024 endorsement and pre-election interview with Trump were widely credited with boosting his campaign, said he has been ‘left-wing my whole life’ despite public perception otherwise.

He said what was promised, ending government overreach and ‘draining the swamp,’ hasn't materialized as sold. Rogan then pivoted to blasting COVID-19 vaccine mandates and pandemic protocols as ‘insanity,’ complicating any tidy read of where he actually stands.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A man spends an election season handing a candidate the biggest microphone in the country, then a couple years later announces he's actually been on the other team the whole time. That's not a political awakening, that's just someone noticing the weather changed after he opened the window himself. Calling the people who took your endorsement seriously ‘rabid’ is a bold move for the man who handed them the leaflet.
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