VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Ontario free to axe Toronto bike lanes, region’s top court rules

Filed 1w ago · Via The Guardian · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Ontario court of appeal ruled Friday that the province can proceed with removing 19km of protected bike lanes on major Toronto streets, overturning a lower court decision that found removal unconstitutional. Premier Doug Ford's government passed legislation in 2024 to tear out the lanes, blaming them for the city's traffic problems, before cycling advocacy groups won a temporary block via legal challenge.

The appeal court found no charter right to bike lanes exists and that courts cannot strike down legislation merely because experts predict it will fail. Toronto's mayor said she is negotiating with the province for an alternative that keeps all road users safe, while Ontario's transportation minister called the ruling a 'victory for common sense.'

A 2024 city report estimated removal would cost taxpayers C$48m, and internal provincial briefings reportedly found the government's own staff concluded the removal would not ease congestion and could worsen it.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A government suing its way to spending $48 million tearing out infrastructure that its own staff warned won't fix traffic is not exactly a triumph of common sense, whatever the transportation minister wants to call it. Courts can only tell you what's legal, not what's smart, and Ontario has just been handed permission to prove the difference.
Source: Read the original at The Guardian → Scored: Machinations · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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