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Russian missiles destroy Flora berry and fruit processing facility in Kyiv Oblast

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Two Russian missiles struck the warehouse of Ukrainian berry and juice producer Flora in Kyiv Oblast on Sept. 30, destroying the facility, according to the company. All employees escaped unharmed, which the company and this desk agree is the only part of this that matters.

Flora says it is already rerouting logistics, sorting fresh shipments and restocking supermarket shelves, and used the moment to ask customers to keep buying its products. The appeal for purchases, delivered in the same breath as a description of a bombed warehouse, is a marketing instinct that apparently survives even direct missile fire.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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