VOL. I · NO. 8589SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2026
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A hard-won rule to cut chemical plant pollution is being unraveled

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In 2024, the EPA under Biden finalized the HON rule, requiring roughly 220 petrochemical plants to slash emissions of six hazardous pollutants, including ethylene oxide and chloroprene, and to close a long-standing exemption for shutdown-and-startup emissions. The agency projected the rule would cut 6,200 tons of toxic air pollution annually and reduce cancer risk near covered plants by 96 percent, a signature protection for communities in Louisiana's Cancer Alley, where St. John the Baptist Parish has the nation's highest air-pollution cancer risk.

Since early 2025, the Trump administration has granted more than 70 temporary exemptions to petrochemical facilities, invoking a Clean Air Act national-security provision environmental lawyers say has never before been used this way. The EPA says it will propose a rewrite of the rule this fall, one expected to significantly scale back its protections.

The HON rule was one of nine Biden-era air toxics regulations covering industries from steelmaking to tire manufacturing; all nine are now being rescinded, revised, or reconsidered. Residents like Tish Taylor, who stood behind Regan at the 2024 signing, describe the reversal as replacing a validating gift with what she called a death sentence.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A rule gets written because people spent years proving they were dying from something specific, and then it gets undone by a legal provision nobody had ever pulled off the shelf before. That is not a coincidence, that is the point: find a lever nobody expected you to use, and use it fast before anyone in a courtroom can ask why. The families who stood behind that podium in 2024 didn't get a rewrite of history, they got a preview of it.
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