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EU proposes energy rating for data centers

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The European Commission proposed rating data centers on energy and water use with a color-coded scale from A to G, similar to appliance labels, as the EU aims to triple its data center capacity over seven years. Sites above 500 kilowatts, already required to report performance metrics, would have that data turned into public labels starting in 2027.

Commission Vice President Teresa Ribera said tripling capacity ‘cannot mean tripling the pressure’ on grids, water, and energy bills, and the ratings would credit centers for reusing waste heat or adding clean power. The push comes as U.S. data center construction has stirred backlash over rising electricity costs ahead of November midterms.

The International Energy Agency projects data centers will account for more than 3% of EU electricity demand by 2030. The commission said it is also weighing minimum performance standards on top of the labeling scheme.

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✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Slapping an A-through-G sticker on a server farm is the regulatory equivalent of putting a nutrition label on a bonfire. It tells you what's burning without doing a thing to put it out, and the actual power bills won't wait until 2027 to show up. Still, better a label than nothing, which is roughly what most places managing to attract these buildings have offered their neighbors so far.
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