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Here’s How Much Money People Are Paying For A Haircut Across The U.S.

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This roundup surveys haircut prices nationally, finding a $56 average, with women's cuts averaging $69 and men's $43, and wide swings from $31 in Omaha to $148 in New York City.

Stylists in Austin, Boise, and Dallas explain their pricing, with some charging up to $240, arguing customers are paying for experience and technique rather than a commodity service.

There is no government policy, agency, or official anywhere in this story despite its filing.

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